Prince Harry is a boozed up death machine

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      Is Prince Harry a murderous "jackal"? We all know that the British royal family is a disgusting coven of inbred pervs, but Gulbuddin Hekmatyar describes HRH Prince Henry of Wales—considered by many to be the Fredo of the family— as the worst of a bad lot.

      "The British prince comes to Afghanistan to kill innocent Afghans while he is drunk. He wants to hunt down Mujahideen with his helicopter rockets without any shame,” said the leader of the militant Hizb-i-Islami group, in a video sent to Britain’s The Telegraph from Hekmatyar’s hideout in the Afpak border region.

      On the face of it, Hekmatyar’s comments seem pretty credible. Prince Harry is frequently drunk and usually stupid, much to the delight of the paparazzi, and he does indeed spend his days piloting airborne killing machines over Afghanistan—presumably the very worst profession for somebody who’s constantly on the piss.

      But reading between the lines, I’m also wondering if Brenda (aka the Queen aka Helen Mirren) didn’t send Harry into harm’s way in the hope that her disappointing ginger-nut of a grandson might have an “accident.” Surely if he was any use at all, Harry would be drinking champagne and hunting humans in the grounds behind Windsor castle along with the rest of the family?

       

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      DavidH

      Jan 2, 2013 at 4:33pm

      Harry's only failure (so far) is not putting a rocket into the home of the disgusting leader of the militant Hizb-i-Islami group ... killing the disgusting leader, his disgusting wives, his disgusting followers and his disgusting children.