Toenails

I bought a container of Shigeru Miyamoto's toenails on ebay and smoked them in a steampunk pipe while getting a semi and having a crywank to Mario and Luigi extreme hentai fullscreen with no happy ending.

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Wow

Feb 11, 2013 at 1:56am

I like it :)
lol

wtf is this?

Feb 12, 2013 at 11:56am

"wtf. i reread this confession a few times and it still makes no sense..and more frightening the above comments that make it sound like other people also speak 'crazy'." my thoughts exactly.

haha

Feb 12, 2013 at 10:30pm

you are quoting me, but i think this one does actually make sense. just a flacid-hipster-vegan-with-an-mfa type confession.

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huh?

Feb 13, 2013 at 1:07am

What the fuck was that you say?

@haha

Feb 13, 2013 at 1:13am

...and because this happens to make ' sense ' to YOU , you're not crazy or speaking crazy ?

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you're a dumb ass

Feb 13, 2013 at 2:48am

Nope. Smoking a container of Shigeru Miyamoto's toenails in a steampunk pipe is more like cannibalism --NOT vegan.

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