Sometimes

I just want to punch my roommate in the face.

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50 shades of cray

Mar 6, 2015 at 12:19am

Which one of you will be doing the work - drunk you, or sober you?

That will determine the charges:
Drunk and disorderly vs.
assault vs.
aggravated vs.
with intent, etc...

yeah me too

Mar 6, 2015 at 6:51am

So I live alone and its awesome. My neighbhors though...

Strange Times

Mar 6, 2015 at 8:04am

Being drunk or sober does not determine the charges, perhaps the intent. Drunk and disorderly is a completely different charge than assault, even if the assailant is drunk. If you assault someone drunk, it's still assault, not drunk and disorderly.
Maybe you were trying to be funny, or maybe trying to stretch the little legal knowledge you have to look like you actually know what you're talking about. But you don't. So STFU and let OP fantasize about punching their roommate in the face. Maybe it's you.

J.M.T.

Mar 6, 2015 at 10:37am

What if you're drunk, but well dressed? Wouldn't that be considered 'drunk and orderly'?

Blergh

Mar 6, 2015 at 10:43am

You could always go low-tech and take a poop on his/her bed, then feign ignorance. The "spite poop." Dogs do it. Why not you? Are you less emotionally in touch with yourself than a dog?

PF

Mar 6, 2015 at 4:06pm

Clean the toilet with his (or her) toothbrush. That's what I used to do.

Samesies

Mar 6, 2015 at 8:08pm

I feel the same! Argh!

Solution

Mar 11, 2015 at 10:13pm

Move

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