Tired of your good news

posted May 25th, 2015 at 6:22 PM

Tired of Facebook reminding me of all your milestones, your engagements, your weddings, your pregnancies, your babies. i want to see you slip up, lose your job, get fat. have an addiction, a nervous breakdown, an embarrassing leaked internet video. damn it.

12 Comments

seriously?

May 26, 2015 at 7:49am

Wow you are sure a catch. No wonder you are alone. Expect to stay that way. You are completely inflexible yet want a woman to bend to your will. Exactly what planet are you from?

@seriously

May 26, 2015 at 2:44pm

wrong confession. ya blew it.

gross

May 26, 2015 at 11:36pm

your confession makes my stomach turn. wow really? I hope you're not my facebook friend, and I sure as hell hope you're not my "friend" in real life either! O.P. you're one of those people that the world needs less but seems to have so many of! I can't believe this has so many thumbs up :(

@gross

May 27, 2015 at 12:43am

hows the view up there?

Pathetic

May 27, 2015 at 10:15am

You're not friends with this person, so why are you stalking their FB page?

@Pathetic

May 27, 2015 at 3:35pm

assumptions! so much projecting on confessions. maybe i love them but hate i can't be with them. or not.

Pathetic

May 27, 2015 at 4:35pm

No, you don't wish ill like that on someone you love. There's a difference between love and desire.

love and desire

May 27, 2015 at 6:58pm

i've heard that argument before, or similar anyway, from a woman who struggled to love herself. she refused to acknowledge my feelings for what they were. after all, how could i want more than her body if she herself didn't think feel there was anything else to love?

gross

May 28, 2015 at 12:51am

How's the view from up there? I wouldn't know. I'm an average person who works a minimum wage job, does not own a house or car, and doesn't have the money to buy an amazing wardrobe. However, I do apply myself enough to ensure that I'm happy with my life, happy with the choices I make (mistakes and all that can be learned from) and grateful for what I do have...which in turn makes me a positive person who wishes other people well. And that has taken a lot of hard work. I've never known what people are talking about when they say that Vancouverites are miserable but this confession has me thinking maybe its true. Only miserable losers can rejoice in someone else's downfall (because that makes them feel a little bit better about themselves); they can't be proactive and make their lives good cuz that would require work right? Or maybe that would require being really honest about what changes you need to make in order to have a life you're happy with…but it's just easier to be miserable and hope that others are more so right?