Life's not too bad

I've hit all the check-marks. I'm saving some decent coin. Great health. Eat well. No debts. Plenty of free time. Stress-free work environment. Nice apartment. The shower has really solid pressure, and that's important. But without you having sex with me, there's still a lack. You know? There's a real deep hurt. I REALLY think you should reevaluate your life choices and do what's best for me.

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Sep 11, 2017 at 8:35pm

....life can be just ticking along like a Rolex until....it's not. Don't ever get so comfortable and complacent that you start to assume that things will always be that way. I speak from experience. One day you think you're on top of the world, and the next day you're at the bottom. The trick is in learning how to ride out the waves.

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I agree!

Sep 11, 2017 at 10:45pm

I had a girlfriend who promised to be with me forever then broke up. And none of our mutual friends even thought she was the scum of the earth for doing so. Talk about low moral standards. On the other hand, do I want to waste my precious seed in an immoral woman?

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Funny

Sep 11, 2017 at 11:26pm

Underappreciated confession.

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Sep 12, 2017 at 4:21pm

Spoken with all the commitment of the selfie generation. Thanks for the chuckle.

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