Really sorry

Sorry I don't have bigger boobs and bigger hips and a nicer butt. Sorry I'm not a dancer or a musician or an actor or something sexier. Sorry I don't live in a cabin in the woods and make my own clothes. Sorry I'm not always traveling or hiking. Sorry I don't have cute freckles. Sorry I don't commute via bike every day. Sorry I don't always shop at the Farmer's Market. Sorry I break out. Sorry I'm not always happy and giggly and posting fun photos or inspirational quotes online. Sorry I'm not graceful. Sorry I don't bake. Sorry I'm not younger. Sorry I don't sit down and write in a journal every day surrounded by crystals that give off good vibes. Sorry I'm not more bend-y, sorry I'm not a yogi. Sorry - Wait, woops. I'm not sorry at all. Suck it.

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You...

Nov 9, 2017 at 8:23pm

...are my dream girl.

Not good enough

Nov 9, 2017 at 8:26pm

Sorry doesn't cut it. You're going to have to do much better than that. Now put some hustle into it.

Ok, but...

Nov 9, 2017 at 8:36pm

Who are you apologizing to?
Maybe you need to define yourself by who you are rather than by who you are not

derpp

Nov 9, 2017 at 9:09pm

are you sure you live in vancouver? you at least make your own jewelry, right?

I'm so sorry

Nov 9, 2017 at 9:56pm

I don't have a bigger dick

Lady...

Nov 9, 2017 at 10:59pm

...we are simpatico. This backwater, posturing "city" needs more of you, more of us. You sound awesome.

Hahaha

Nov 9, 2017 at 11:04pm

YAS!!!!

Can you start

Nov 10, 2017 at 7:26am

Wearing a sign around your neck so the rest of us know and give you a wide berth?

Also have you considered moving to...like...Edmonton or Winnipeg?

In Reality

Nov 10, 2017 at 10:28am

Who has time to live like that ?

Im not sorry

Nov 10, 2017 at 1:22pm

That I found your post ridiculous. Life isn't sorry that it doesn't care about what you are or what you are not sorry for. Let that one soak in.

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