Textbook capitalist zombie

All I really want is to walk into a coffee shop & have some big time Hollywood director say 'hey, want to be the lead in my next film?' And wam bam, I'm on the red carpet winning an oscar.

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It's not...

Nov 10, 2017 at 1:51pm

...that easy. You gotta "work" for it.

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You Left Out The Part

Nov 10, 2017 at 2:15pm

about having to have sex with them. and then outing them for it later.

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@you left

Nov 10, 2017 at 3:21pm

No...OP mentioned "wham bam"

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Don’t we all?

Nov 10, 2017 at 3:29pm

I mean, fuck the red carpet bullshit but the money is pretty great. It’s so funny how women in Hollywood complain about the wage gap but they make so much money they could feed all the starving children in Africa so it’s like, really? How can you even bring that up? I’d fuck a few pigs to be able to make an effort to stop world hunger. Why not?

@youleftthatpartout

Nov 10, 2017 at 3:32pm

The OP did type "wam bam".

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Wam Bam thank you ma'am

Nov 10, 2017 at 4:21pm

There would be a lot of wam bamming with that director before you ever got on to that red carpet.

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Anonymous

Nov 10, 2017 at 4:30pm

How'd you go from "text book capitalist" to being discovered in a coffee shop? I think you might be crazy.

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Yeah

Nov 10, 2017 at 4:54pm

and walk into Starbuck's and be hired as a concert pianist or doctor.

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Chucky Cheezus

Nov 10, 2017 at 6:18pm

What if it's for porn where you make millions?.....would you accept?

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I want...

Nov 11, 2017 at 8:09pm

... to be using the public toilet at VPL, someone comes in, busts open the stall, says "you've got to come with me, we've got to save the world!" I pull up my pants and get ready for action!

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