A few years ago, I was visiting my parents at their place with my girlfriend. On the second day we were there some friends of my parents came over with their little dog. The dog was cute and all and was pretty much their child since they couldn’t have children of their own. They would talk on and on about how smart the dog was and such a picky eater, he wouldn’t be caught with any generic dog food, only the special expensive stuff they bought was his taste. I still haven’t told them that I caught the dog in our bathroom chewing on my GF’s used tampon like it was a piece of steak. Or the fact that I later saw the wife giving her dog a kiss on the mouth, special food my ass.