Dog park Girlfriends

Met a cute lady in the dogpark, are mutts are besties. The lady and i have great conversations......but one day she told me how her dog ate the crotch out of her underwear. Now i cant help but think the lady has poor feminine hygine.

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Ewww

Feb 17, 2018 at 6:57pm

Or she’s messy and leaves her underwear on the floor. Or her dog is really smart and can remove underwear from the laundry hamper to snack on. Either way you have to wonder why she goes around telling people this.

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Ewww

Feb 17, 2018 at 6:57pm

Or she’s messy and leaves her underwear on the floor. Or her dog is really smart and can remove underwear from the laundry hamper to snack on. Either way you have to wonder why she goes around telling people this.

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Do not ask her out

Feb 17, 2018 at 7:59pm

Save her from the nightmare that is your very limited mind.

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Wrong!!

Feb 17, 2018 at 8:30pm

Some dogs just love that smell and taste. It has nothing to do with hygiene.

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Huh?

Feb 18, 2018 at 12:31am

This is the weirdest fucking confession I've read in a long time. Or maybe ever?

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Seriously?

Feb 18, 2018 at 5:36am

This is such a lame confession. You are clearly completely uneducated about women and about dogs. Enough said.

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get over it

Feb 18, 2018 at 8:53am

All women have various liquids leaking out of them. It is for the mutual pleasure of both men and women. If you don't want any of that, no problem.

That's ridiculous

Feb 18, 2018 at 11:25am

Any dog will eat any underwear in the laundry, yours too. Their sense of smell is so keen they'd probably mess with clean underwear too for the residual aromas. That aside, what a weird assumption to put on someone.

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Dimwit

Feb 18, 2018 at 3:14pm

She was sharing intimate details with you and all you can think about is hygiene?! She was probably hoping that such an opening would lead to witty banter and dinner at the Y.

Most, if not all, dogs are crotch terriers at heart and love having a good sniff of human genitalia. That her dog ate her underwear is more an indictment of her housekeeping than her hygiene.

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Didn't see that one coming

Feb 18, 2018 at 3:47pm

Ha ha I laughed at where this confession went...

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