New workout routine

I have thought about it for a while-- and there will not be any atkins, keto, vegan or other weird diets. My gym routine will, instead, change. I will eat the part of a chicken that reflects the body-part that I worked out for each day of the week. I cannot wait until it is a chicken-legs day. I suspect that this routine will actually work quite well, contrary to what naysayers may think.

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Coach

Feb 23, 2018 at 12:48pm

It would be difficult to find a day to be eating chicken breasts. Also, while the head of the chicken may not be that easy or tasty to eat, I suspect that the corresponding part on your body needs a rigorous workout, too -- maybe even more than the rest of your body.

Hahahaha!

Feb 23, 2018 at 2:42pm

Thanks for that, I needed that today!
I'm so sick of hearing about keto etc
My co worker is keto and th office always smells like smokies! Disgusting!

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Heh

Feb 23, 2018 at 2:46pm

Vegan isn't a 'diet'.

YVRKetio

Feb 23, 2018 at 3:19pm

You will end up with beautiful chicken legs!

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Anonymous

Feb 23, 2018 at 4:41pm

Diets are useless. Well, these 'scientific' diets are useless. Use your own brain and figure out what works for you.

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Anonymous

Feb 23, 2018 at 4:51pm

Are you going to eat chicken butts? Gross. Nothing worse than a guy with a flat, flabby butt.

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Vegan

Feb 23, 2018 at 5:27pm

Is the only way.

@Anonymous

Feb 23, 2018 at 6:02pm

Are you kidding me? That's part of the chicken-leg, and that guy will be ripped. I know him. He bikes all over the place. Rock-hard butt. *pinches it*

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@everyone

Feb 23, 2018 at 9:46pm

It's very easy to anger vegans apparently.

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@@everyone

Feb 24, 2018 at 3:13pm

People with religio-psychotic disorders (dietary restrictions, "compassion", etc.) often have co-morbid conduct disorders as well.

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