Sticky Situation

I park my car in Shaunessy several blocks from work. This beautiful heritage mansion that was for sale for months recently sold. This week, the new owners put a padlock on the gate...but couldn't be bothered to salt or shovel their loooonnng piece of sidewalk. I was walking along the grass chewing a piece of gum and inspiration struck. Enjoy working that gum out of the lock you wealthy bastards! Revenge on the rich!

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you...

Feb 20, 2018 at 6:48pm

...really showed them!

Special

Feb 20, 2018 at 8:11pm

kind of dumb you are...you think the rich would do their own work? Jaysus, the contractor gets his youngest stiff there early and guess who gets to cut that lock? That's right, the working man. Congrats. You achieved nothing...well, kind of like your life, right?

Gord

Feb 20, 2018 at 8:56pm

You’re giving weasels a bad name. What a childish, cowardly act and yet you brag about it? Your life must be pretty pathetic if this is something you’re proud of.

There isn’t enough gum...

Feb 20, 2018 at 10:08pm

To gum up all the padlocks in shaughnessy but is this really what you want to be remembered for?

So...

Feb 21, 2018 at 1:04pm

.... By your logic it's okay for the junkie to smash your car window to get some change. You're rich to them right? You're an idiot pal.

Like @special said

Feb 21, 2018 at 1:42pm

Unfortunately the owners of that mansion won't be dealing with that sticky situation.. they willl hire someone.. however it will only need to be cut... and therefore will need to pay for another lock..which is kind of funny...

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Daisyb

Feb 21, 2018 at 5:43pm

That's dumb. Should have slipped on the ice and sued the owner instead if you wanted to "stick" it to them.

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YVR Marcus Lucrecius

Feb 22, 2018 at 12:35am

mint or cherry?

you admit that you park your shitty poor-person car

Feb 22, 2018 at 10:31am

In front of the site you vandalize. Pretty obvious that you're totally oblivious.

Please grow up

Feb 23, 2018 at 11:50pm

What grade are you in?

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