Cornflakes may be bland, but they're good

posted May 21st, 2018 at 10:33 AM

They're cereously a good breakfast cereal. See what I did there? No joke, they're amazing for some reason, even though they're so plain. You can even crunch them up and batter your chicken with them, deep fry the chicken, and it's like you have a fancy little restaurant at home. I wonder if anyone is going to flake out at this.

8 Comments

Anonymous

May 21, 2018 at 5:08pm

You have a corny sense of humour

puns are terrible

May 21, 2018 at 8:20pm

You should be ashamed. Instead you are amaized.

Corn flakes are good

May 21, 2018 at 10:44pm

And usually I go for them. Not exactly sure why but lately I've been enjoying maybe a little too much fruit loops captain crunch corn(sugar) pops and honeycomb. Mid life crisis takes many forms

obviously

May 22, 2018 at 1:03pm

the mods are going to flake at this, as usual.
more fake confessions from chicken man,
but they dont care
theyre just asleep at the wheel

When I was a little kid

May 22, 2018 at 8:06pm

My favourite cereal was Corn Flakes.
But they had to be Kellog’s. I would tell my mom, “Make sure you get the ones with the rooster on the box!” One time she bought a cheaper brand, and I could totally tell the difference. I made her show me the box. Ahh, good times.

Also, using it for fried chicken? HELL
YES! So good. People just don’t understand...