i dont thhink that yuppiesexist any more, that was the 80s.
now to insult people you call them hipsters

You don’t see the hype. Tell you what. Grab a Molson Old Style Pilsner and a can of Tree Brewing Kelowna Pilsner or a bomber of Hoyner pilsner. Taste all three and you will see why people think the mass produced Molson product is the next thing closest to crap.

And I don't want some exotic Sumatra or quote unquote "dark roast". Just get me a plain coffee!

Is a marketing term. It's an acronym of sorts. It still exists.

You yuppify it. If you want a given beer just fucking order it. If you need to define it as yuppie or non-yuppie, well you are just being sucked into the worst of the term.