Reasons You Should Have an Affair With Me

(1) We share the same interests: art, reading, communicating poorly, being dramatic, you (2) The narrative is good (like Bonnie and Clyde, Frida and Diego, Batman and Catwoman), and (3) I've had a lot of physical training with other people while trying to get over your rejection, and it's fair to say I wouldn't disappoint. So please give it some thought.

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The frog man

May 16, 2018 at 12:59pm

Hello my friend. I too feel the sting of rejection by the object of my desire. I yearn for her big bulging eyes, her large swollen belly and her long slender legs. We have so much in common, for example we both enjoy eating flies. I call to her continuously. Alas it seems it's not to be, she has far too many suitors who like to shove me away. I am feeling so cold. Also I am cold-blooded. Anyway, the pond is big and the next time I meet another fine warty gal, I won't let her get away. Best of luck my friend. Ribbit!

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Op

May 16, 2018 at 2:24pm

You a male or a female ?

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this guy again

May 16, 2018 at 3:37pm

at least he has a sense of humour abou this plight and isnt trying to start arguments with everyone like SOME PEOPLE around here.

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I know this couldn't be for me because

May 16, 2018 at 6:03pm

while the guy (who might have mistakenly thought I rejected him, though he never actually made a move) I'm kicking myself on missing out on (again, didn't know he actually was interested in me, I just thought he was nice - he was nice to everyone he met) and I had art & reading in-common, we didn't have the rest of the things the OP mentioned.
Our other shared things would be: travel, blazing, video games, movies, music, and hiking.
But I think he's in a relationship and I'm not into being one of those women who messes around with another woman's guy (or tries to steal him... and he wouldn't be worth it if he was like that) and even though I'd be so happy to be one of his friends -or even just hang out & blaze & chat with him one last time- I know it's not going to happen because I suspect that, even though I know he'd be nice if we ever crossed paths again, he won't forgive me for the way he assumes things were and isn't willing to hear how things really were (the things he did not know about).
Peace & safe journeys to him
the OP & well, everyone.

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Thanks,

May 16, 2018 at 8:41pm

but I'd rather cauterize myself with a red hot butter knife than let you anywhere near my goodies.

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@the frog man

May 17, 2018 at 4:14am

Hey! What a rarity around these waters, a ribbeting reply. You're quite perceptive, but I'm sure you don't need to be toad that.

@I know this couldn't be for me because

May 17, 2018 at 2:37pm

It wouldn't be for you unless you're married and want to have an affair.

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@I KNOW

May 17, 2018 at 2:44pm

no its not about you. this guy is on here every couple of weeks with something along the same line. poor woman

-this guy again

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The cow jumps over the moon

May 20, 2018 at 3:39am

Yet never really gets over it. What's reasonable about that? Nothing. Just like your reasons. Affairs require no reason. I'm not big on them myself. Start slow. Coffee and a stroll no pressure. Then back to my place. No mention of affairs or eternity...

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@the cow

May 22, 2018 at 1:53pm

That sounds nice, but there's a whole lot of life and miles keeping coffee and strolls from happening. There was a time for that, but now for easy-going spontaneity it's too late.

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