Next time a bird shits on me

I'm going to shit on it.


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birds are dinosaurs

Jun 13, 2018 at 2:38pm

And dinosaurs need to be constantly reminded that they had their time, and mammals won. I don't eat red meat but I do eat birds, because fuck dinosaurs

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Jun 13, 2018 at 4:53pm

would be challenging.

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Damn Right

Jun 13, 2018 at 8:00pm

The next time a bird shits on my car, I'm taking a shit in its nest!

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Alrighty then

Jun 14, 2018 at 12:03am

Good luck with that. Get back to us and let us know how it went.

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Jun 14, 2018 at 9:39am

So if I see a guy up in a tree with his pants around his ankles that's you?

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Honestly, officer...

Jun 14, 2018 at 9:54am

there was a bird there.

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buy a lottery ticket

Jun 14, 2018 at 4:48pm

Getting shit on by a bird is supposed to bring you money. No shit ;)

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I would really love

Jun 15, 2018 at 2:24pm

to see that. Haha

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