so tiny

posted June 16th, 2018 at 10:34 PM

Just had my left ear blown out by some tiny dick on a motorcycle. All my life here I have been fucking violated by the exhaust bursts of some useless manchild with gargantuan overcompensation issues. Every ten years they write articles and politicians mumble and nothing ever comes of it. The current fine is $109. - a complete joke, especially when one knows that many police are bikers too and aren't likely keen to enforce the bylaw. A City candidate might win support with a promise to end the scourge. These people illegally remove or add components to produce the noise, they know they are breaking a law. The fine should be $2000 and be enforced, because we know anything else is more bullshit.

6 Comments

So dumb

Jun 17, 2018 at 12:31pm

Do you think all the things guys do are to compensate for their dicks?

I am a good 8.5 not porn star, but it works. I like loud bikes.

Anonymous

Jun 17, 2018 at 1:07pm

I love the itsy bitsy teeny weenie helmets some of those people wear. Liiiitle tiiiiiny things on the back of the heads. They're obviously illegal.

You know

Jun 17, 2018 at 4:20pm

A loud motorcycle is a very necessary safety feature.

Anonymous

Jun 17, 2018 at 7:32pm

I ride a smaller 250cc bike 9 months of the year. It actually cost the same as a bus pass and I would love to see more people on smaller bikes to keep traffic moving and save money much like you would see in Europe. Just jump on and go. Small bikes are very nimble and a super fun way to get around the city but when I run into other bikers they have this "so what are going to get next" mentality, " A super sport, Hardly Davidson?"They can't get past the fact you don't need much more bike in the city, their inferiority complex's get the best of the them and they'll shovel $13.000 dollars into a bike to sit in traffic 6 days a week or sell it in 3 years because they don't have time to ride a bike that sits in a garage for the majority of it's ownership.

Straight Pipes are Stupid.

Jun 17, 2018 at 7:43pm

Straight pipes don't save lives, it's just basic physics. The sound of a bikes exhaust is mostly directed behind a motorcycle so a driver won't know a bike is there until it's right next or in front of a car. If you don't want to die on a motorcycle wear that neon yellow colour. That's what studies have concluded seen best for car drivers in traffic conditions and why the EU is writing a law forcing all motorcyclists to wear it. Sure you will look like a knob but you will be seen. And open your eyes, when ridding. Pay attention. The open pipe BS is giving you a false sense of security. Ride your bike like everyone is trying to kill you.