I think there's a movie like this

I was walking behind an attractive young woman at work today. I was thinking that I'd like to kiss her everywhere. Just as I was thinking it, she turned, suddenly, and asked me, "What?" Can women really tell what men are thinking? Or is it so easy because we, (men), think of so few things, sex, food, sleep. I told my old girlfriend, "Don't overthink men. We are just big dogs. Feed us. Rub our bellies. And if we misbehave, roll up a newspaper and gives a sharp rap across the snout."


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Or just don’t misbehave...?

Jul 10, 2018 at 10:49pm

Why make excuses for shitty behaviour...? As soon as women say “All men are dogs,” we’re jumped all over by all of you and told that men are more than just animals.

Pick one or the other.


Jul 10, 2018 at 11:09pm

Maybe you were inadvertently making slurping kissy noises? Maybe a small groan escaped you? Maybe you were breathing heavily? What about walking too closely?

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Creep radar

Jul 10, 2018 at 11:59pm

As a defensive mechanism against being turned into a walking sexual fantasy at work we can tell when a predator is sizing us up. Women's intuition is to protect them from creepers like you.


Jul 11, 2018 at 2:05am


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Reading the Four Above

Jul 11, 2018 at 10:42am

You'd think women NEVER EVER have lewd thoughts about men and sex,etc.
Despite studies proving they think about it as much and often more...
Women's intuition and are mind readers...give me a break


Jul 11, 2018 at 11:29am

They bypass our intuition by pretending to be gay, and profiling us in ways we have no defenses against. You just have to live and learn sometimes. I’m ok with that, cuz it won’t happen again!

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Jul 11, 2018 at 12:17pm

You evil man, having filthy thoughts that every man has all the time. Predators are the ones who act on those thoughts. Unless the woman wants them, then it's ok.

She probably felt

Jul 11, 2018 at 1:00pm

your creep waves radiating off you.

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100% written

Jul 12, 2018 at 7:08pm

By a woman to attack men

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Jul 13, 2018 at 3:08pm

was it a long "a" "whaaat" or a short "a" "what"?

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