Artist's Block

I was having trouble with creativity recently. Ideas weren't flowing, it's been like I've been making little puddles of colour without direction. I was stressing. I was pacing. But then I figured it out. The solution came from an unlikely source. I had a wild passionate affair with an old friend, and WOW, it worked wonders. I've never felt so creative. I've been sitting around on the floor in the studio making tons of art which is for the best because my legs are too wobbly to stand anyway. Goodbye creative block!

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GeneralPublic

Aug 16, 2018 at 6:41pm

This is so brilliant. I hope if there are any other artists out there, they stop wasting time and replace their masturbatory puddles and drips with hot crazy sex with someone from their past. What a great idea!

Juicy

Aug 17, 2018 at 7:38am

Why dip your finger in blue ink when you can use it to delicately trace in pink?

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