I hate cyclists in this city.
posted August 12th, 2018 at 2:20 PM
I just don't understand why so many of them feel the need to dress up like they're on the effing tour de France or something, I find this very unique to the city of Vancouver. Most other cities cyclists just wear regular active wear or even their normal street clothes. So my question is why vancity, Why? Also, quit walking around inside stores with your bike helmet on you look so stupid....
15 Comments
Post a CommentVancouver is a very pretentious city
Aug 12, 2018 at 6:36pm
And the cyclists are just another symptom.
Perfect
Aug 12, 2018 at 7:21pm
Thank you! At first before I thoroughly read your post, I was going to downvote because I thought it was just going to be another anti-cyclist rant. Then I saw the part about the tour de france and my heart was happy! As a non tour-de-france cyclist, I couldn't agree more. Those entitled bunch make me nuts, particularly because they seem so sure that their fancy outfits make them better cyclists, not to mention worthy of taking up the entire road simply because. I know for a fact that I could beat many of them in a race even on my non-racing bike in my regular street clothes. The pretentiousness is enough to make me gag.
My thoughts exactly.
Aug 12, 2018 at 8:04pm
As if spandex/lycra makes you a better rider or something.
I think a lot of them are just gay guys dressing up in skin tight outfits for each other, like a rolling cruising scene. I have gay neighbours who are usually dressed like that, but I rarely see them on their bikes. There's probably a fetish element to it as well, like with leather or latex.
On the plus side, at least they're signaling to you visually from a distance that they're probably not your type.
Newsflash
Aug 12, 2018 at 10:02pm
NO ONE IS TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU
It is true
Aug 12, 2018 at 10:26pm
The most kitted out of these cyclists are usually the ones who most blatantly disregard the rules of the road.
Challenge accepted
Aug 12, 2018 at 11:40pm
There are some extremely competent cyclists in this city who are capable of feats that would leave you crying like a baby. Would you rather they add another car to the road so you can bitch about traffic instead? And usually the hair is a mess under the helmet, that's why it stays on. I think what you're really whining about is that cyclists get where they're going while your bloated wreck of a body fumes in traffic.
Go on
Aug 13, 2018 at 6:02am
What do you do in 5 hours on a weekend morning? I presume you’re still at home, in your jammies, writing out your hate on Confessions while the sun shines outside. In 5 hours I would’ve covered 100-120 kms up Cypress Mountain, Horseshoe Bay, part of Richmond, all in tight spandex, because your crotch can’t handle riding in jeans and I would’ve soaked a hoody in the first 30 mins. It’s hilarious the tight clothing makes you angry and bitter. Personally I love looking at male cyclists’ muscular butts and strong tanned calves. Ever date a cyclist? Endurance baby!!!!
Jiminy
Aug 13, 2018 at 8:08am
I can't stand the branded bike clothes.
@Go on
Aug 13, 2018 at 10:43am
Great post. You're exactly the kind of athletic, virile guy I've been hoping to meet.
Strong, masculine muscular butt here, and great calves.
You can tailgate me anytime, buddy .
Don't worry...
Aug 13, 2018 at 10:59am
... I don't wear a helmet at all!
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