Nobody understands me

A woman stands in line behind me. She has a stroller with a cardboard box in the seat. Me: that's a cute box, how old is it? Her: ( looks uncomfortable , shy smile) ummm... Thanks? Me: (when I leave) It has your eyes. Her: .... Am I nuts? Is this not comedy gold? Gold!


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Aug 20, 2018 at 10:48am

tough crowd. you should have asked to touch her box and then lick your lips. always gets a reaction for me!

Yes indeed

Aug 20, 2018 at 10:57am

You made me LOL in my office on a dreary Monday so thank you!

I've noticed a lot of folks in Vancouver lack a sense of humour.


Aug 20, 2018 at 10:59am

Gold Jerry! Gold!

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Don't worry

Aug 20, 2018 at 11:00am

buddy, this is hilarious lol I totally get you, and I totally would've laughed!

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You had me at cute box.

Aug 20, 2018 at 4:26pm

I would have laughed.

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Falcon hilarious

Aug 20, 2018 at 4:47pm

Maybe she thought you stole the rainbow bright?

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Aug 20, 2018 at 7:00pm

It probably went right over her head....

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Get over yourself

Aug 20, 2018 at 9:39pm

We know you hate babies. Stop with this obsession!

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Confirmed! You are nuts

Aug 21, 2018 at 12:51am

And not funny.

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Pet treat area

Aug 21, 2018 at 9:29am

I'll grab a couple pig's ears for the neighbour dog. Anyone nearby I'll tell them they are great in stews or diced up in a grilled cheese sandwich....

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