Nobody understands me

A woman stands in line behind me. She has a stroller with a cardboard box in the seat. Me: that's a cute box, how old is it? Her: ( looks uncomfortable , shy smile) ummm... Thanks? Me: (when I leave) It has your eyes. Her: .... Am I nuts? Is this not comedy gold? Gold!

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Anonymous

Aug 20, 2018 at 10:48am

tough crowd. you should have asked to touch her box and then lick your lips. always gets a reaction for me!

Yes indeed

Aug 20, 2018 at 10:57am

You made me LOL in my office on a dreary Monday so thank you!

I've noticed a lot of folks in Vancouver lack a sense of humour.

Cedric

Aug 20, 2018 at 10:59am

Gold Jerry! Gold!

26 4Rating: +22

Don't worry

Aug 20, 2018 at 11:00am

buddy, this is hilarious lol I totally get you, and I totally would've laughed!

24 7Rating: +17

You had me at cute box.

Aug 20, 2018 at 4:26pm

I would have laughed.

7 6Rating: +1

Falcon hilarious

Aug 20, 2018 at 4:47pm

Maybe she thought you stole the rainbow bright?

4 6Rating: -2

Hilarious!

Aug 20, 2018 at 7:00pm

It probably went right over her head....

7 6Rating: +1

Get over yourself

Aug 20, 2018 at 9:39pm

We know you hate babies. Stop with this obsession!

8 8Rating: 0

Confirmed! You are nuts

Aug 21, 2018 at 12:51am

And not funny.

7 8Rating: -1

Pet treat area

Aug 21, 2018 at 9:29am

I'll grab a couple pig's ears for the neighbour dog. Anyone nearby I'll tell them they are great in stews or diced up in a grilled cheese sandwich....

8 4Rating: +4

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