Nobody understands me
posted August 20th, 2018 at 10:02 AM
A woman stands in line behind me. She has a stroller with a cardboard box in the seat.
Me: that's a cute box, how old is it?
Her: ( looks uncomfortable , shy smile) ummm... Thanks?
Me: (when I leave) It has your eyes.
Her: ....
Am I nuts? Is this not comedy gold?
Gold!
15 Comments
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Aug 20, 2018 at 10:48am
tough crowd. you should have asked to touch her box and then lick your lips. always gets a reaction for me!
Yes indeed
Aug 20, 2018 at 10:57am
You made me LOL in my office on a dreary Monday so thank you!
I've noticed a lot of folks in Vancouver lack a sense of humour.
Cedric
Aug 20, 2018 at 10:59am
Gold Jerry! Gold!
Don't worry
Aug 20, 2018 at 11:00am
buddy, this is hilarious lol I totally get you, and I totally would've laughed!
You had me at cute box.
Aug 20, 2018 at 4:26pm
I would have laughed.
Falcon hilarious
Aug 20, 2018 at 4:47pm
Maybe she thought you stole the rainbow bright?
Hilarious!
Aug 20, 2018 at 7:00pm
It probably went right over her head....
Get over yourself
Aug 20, 2018 at 9:39pm
We know you hate babies. Stop with this obsession!
Confirmed! You are nuts
Aug 21, 2018 at 12:51am
And not funny.
Pet treat area
Aug 21, 2018 at 9:29am
I'll grab a couple pig's ears for the neighbour dog. Anyone nearby I'll tell them they are great in stews or diced up in a grilled cheese sandwich....
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