Old People

My parents wonder why I live on the other side of the world. Well, currently I'm visiting and it's like having toddlers. They refuse my help with all kinds of things (most recent example: mowing the lawn) then suddenly decide to do it themselves at in ridiculous times (like noon in the heat when I have plans) so that I get to rush out and do it for them and then they have to prove they are capable so they stay out in the sun twice as long as me doing whatever it is they are doing (not exactly sure, since I had the lawnmower) then they get heat exhaustion and I'm their f*cking bitch all day waiting on them because they can't do anything themselves. Maybe if you'd listen to your son that got all edujumacted (yeehaw, first in the lineage) and ate plants you wouldn't have had 2 heart attacks, 2 strokes and a triple bypass.

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Anonymous

Aug 10, 2018 at 3:23pm

saturated fats don't cause heart disease. such an old myth.

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Anonymous

Aug 10, 2018 at 3:30pm

Whoa, lol. Ate plants. Priceless.

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yomomma

Aug 10, 2018 at 4:36pm

Your parents should slap the arrogance out of you!

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VanHeights

Aug 10, 2018 at 6:24pm

I'd like to hear your parents' side of the story.

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They seem

Aug 10, 2018 at 7:49pm

to have been doing ok without you

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eeeww

Aug 10, 2018 at 7:55pm

There's just something kinda condescending and self-absorbed about your post. You sound dick-like.

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Show some respect

Aug 10, 2018 at 9:44pm

Don’t you think you owe your parents some respect. Your poor mother had to pass your giant head through her vagina. You think that was fun?

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Ever...

Aug 10, 2018 at 11:32pm

heard of the Keto diet?

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Your parents apparently...

Aug 10, 2018 at 11:34pm

...raised a jackass.

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Wowwww

Aug 10, 2018 at 11:52pm

Is this more vegi-nazi bullshit?

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