My parents wonder why I live on the other side of the world. Well, currently I'm visiting and it's like having toddlers. They refuse my help with all kinds of things (most recent example: mowing the lawn) then suddenly decide to do it themselves at in ridiculous times (like noon in the heat when I have plans) so that I get to rush out and do it for them and then they have to prove they are capable so they stay out in the sun twice as long as me doing whatever it is they are doing (not exactly sure, since I had the lawnmower) then they get heat exhaustion and I'm their f*cking bitch all day waiting on them because they can't do anything themselves. Maybe if you'd listen to your son that got all edujumacted (yeehaw, first in the lineage) and ate plants you wouldn't have had 2 heart attacks, 2 strokes and a triple bypass.
The Georgia Straight: A 50th Anniversary Celebration Book
This beautifully produced coffee-table book brings together over 100 of Georgia Straight's iconic covers, along with short essays, insider details and contributor reflections, putting each of these issues of the publication into its historical context.