So basically your bashing, in your words, an amazing person.

I was going to write "because of their weight" and thought no. You're a dick who's just bashing an amazing person.

Since I've never met you, I can't hate you, but you are a classic douchebag and I hope you can embrace that truth.

You were honest with her from the start.
It’s not your fault if she’s so desperate that she wants to marry you after one shag.

... are measured in weeks? Tip of the cap, sir! Nine years here!

The risks of being self-serving. Try to think with big brain first next time.

... because you know you're the jerk in this situation.

too good for you anyway.

full of rich country gravy, like at Denny's. Covered and smothered.

I had a similar experience but gave it an honest try as a relationship instead of just going for some free sex, and that's where we are different. I'm a skinny dude and it just was a turn off for me, just like tall girls dislike being with short guys. We all have our "type" and BBW isn't mine and I know that about myself. Until this time, I refused to go there. Lesson learned, both of us should realize that we're just going to let the person down.

Everything about this post is just sad and so 20th Century.