Fitness tracker

I wonder... if you masturbate really vigorously.... does your fitness tracker think you are running? Depends which hand I guess...


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Sep 20, 2018 at 7:03pm

Exactly right.
But if you wear one around your ankle or somewhere other than the correct wrist, it won't track your fapping. Obviously, if you use both hands, either wrist will do.
Vigor not required for dudes of average length or above. I haven't tested the minimum range of motion for a "step" - indifference because not relevant in my case. For women a wider range of motion may be required, at least to "track" clitoral stimulation.
Keep up the good work.

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Sep 20, 2018 at 9:18pm

My girlfriend checks her Fitbit. It usually registers, which makes sense because it is a great workout. Like, the greatest.

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Either way you're burning calories

Sep 21, 2018 at 6:29am

So win-win!

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