Fitness tracker
posted September 20th, 2018 at 6:25 PM
I wonder... if you masturbate really vigorously.... does your fitness tracker think you are running? Depends which hand I guess...
posted September 20th, 2018 at 6:25 PM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
You were sitting by yourself & you ordered a few Curry Fish Balls and a few deep-fried Spring...
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Post a CommentVanSplainer
Sep 20, 2018 at 7:03pm
Exactly right.
But if you wear one around your ankle or somewhere other than the correct wrist, it won't track your fapping. Obviously, if you use both hands, either wrist will do.
Vigor not required for dudes of average length or above. I haven't tested the minimum range of motion for a "step" - indifference because not relevant in my case. For women a wider range of motion may be required, at least to "track" clitoral stimulation.
Keep up the good work.
After sex
Sep 20, 2018 at 9:18pm
My girlfriend checks her Fitbit. It usually registers, which makes sense because it is a great workout. Like, the greatest.
Either way you're burning calories
Sep 21, 2018 at 6:29am
So win-win!
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