I'm not getting laid.

I guess it's time to grow a beard and get a suit 2 sizes too small and a pair of pointy shoes!

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I wondered...

Sep 24, 2018 at 8:51pm

... I have the beard, and I am not drowning in vaginal discharge. I guess it is because my clothes fit and I don't wear pointy shoes.

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why would a girl

Sep 24, 2018 at 9:26pm

grow a beard?

pay

Sep 24, 2018 at 9:27pm

a hooker .its cheaper

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Clove Nutmeg

Sep 24, 2018 at 9:36pm

And don’t forget to have the pants hemmed two inches too short and wear loud colorful socks. And the pointy shoes must be brown. Whoops, that’s the downtown Vancouver office worker look.

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It's right off

Sep 24, 2018 at 10:35pm

The fashionistas on "Million Dollar listing"

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Empowerment

Sep 24, 2018 at 11:07pm

@whywouldagirl
Because Women Can Do Everything A Man Can, At Least As Well If Not Better (tm)
So worth doing for its own sake, just to show'em little boys that you rock facial hair like a boss.
The question of whether it's worth doing, and if so, why, doesn't arise. All that's required is an arbitrary opinion backed by strong, righteous belief. Facts and pragmatism irrelevant.
This is THE correct form of religion popularized by the (great unwashed) masses of the social media age. Now you know.

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Oh pauvre petit homme

Sep 25, 2018 at 7:39am

Cry me a river you sad, pathetic, self important men. You just aren’t desirable and it has nothing to do with looks. The fact that you think it does is the first problem.

Cedric

Sep 25, 2018 at 7:57am

Don't forget the high fade short hair to go with the beard! You'll be fighting the chicks off!

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Michael Hunt

Sep 25, 2018 at 11:42am

Don't forget the "man-bun."

18 3Rating: +15

wow

Sep 25, 2018 at 11:53am

underscore guy is now (tm) guy?

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