... I have the beard, and I am not drowning in vaginal discharge. I guess it is because my clothes fit and I don't wear pointy shoes.

grow a beard?

a hooker .its cheaper

And don’t forget to have the pants hemmed two inches too short and wear loud colorful socks. And the pointy shoes must be brown. Whoops, that’s the downtown Vancouver office worker look.

The fashionistas on "Million Dollar listing"

@whywouldagirl
Because Women Can Do Everything A Man Can, At Least As Well If Not Better (tm)
So worth doing for its own sake, just to show'em little boys that you rock facial hair like a boss.
The question of whether it's worth doing, and if so, why, doesn't arise. All that's required is an arbitrary opinion backed by strong, righteous belief. Facts and pragmatism irrelevant.
This is THE correct form of religion popularized by the (great unwashed) masses of the social media age. Now you know.

Cry me a river you sad, pathetic, self important men. You just aren’t desirable and it has nothing to do with looks. The fact that you think it does is the first problem.

Don't forget the high fade short hair to go with the beard! You'll be fighting the chicks off!

Don't forget the "man-bun."

underscore guy is now (tm) guy?