My laundry room stunk like weed!

Couldn't figure it out until I realized that joint I couldn't find last week was in the pocket of the shirt I just washed.

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Reality check

Sep 20, 2018 at 10:29am

Sooo, "stank" not "stunk", and on a directly related note, this is too sadly ironic to be funny.
I hope this is hypothetical. Because otherwise it's one of those super-depressing, "new stoner low unlocked" moments that I've witnessed personally, way too many times.
One of several reasons why those people don't see much of me anymore. It gets really old, very quickly.

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Ms. S. Lenderbegher

Sep 20, 2018 at 11:40am

If you forgot where your joint was, could it be that you are getting too much of it? Just a friendly question.

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@Ms. S. Lenderbegher

Sep 20, 2018 at 1:26pm

Because you've never put something into the laundry unintentionally.

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Reality check

Sep 20, 2018 at 2:59pm

@@ms
Well, if the room stank, I imagine the laundry load absolutely reeked. It's depressing that OP was puzzled by something so obvious, not because the joint wound up in the wash.
Also sadly unsurprising that a stoner would miss the implications.
We humans WERE an intelligent species but chose to selectively disable or deliberately break that functionality. Well, many of us did, and continue to do.
Too many.

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Oh please!

Sep 20, 2018 at 3:59pm

We humans have been finding ways to disconnect or change our reality since the beginning of time. To fermented fruit or smoking weed. God, some people are really uptight.

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@reality check

Sep 20, 2018 at 5:46pm

What’s getting old around here is your relentless insistence on commenting on every little spelling or grammar mistake made by posters. You’re unbelievably petty.

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Posting because of boredom?

Sep 20, 2018 at 6:32pm

Did you post this Confession just to kill some time while taking a crap?

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Reality check

Sep 20, 2018 at 6:49pm

@@realitycheck
Sooo, "pedantic" not "petty" and this is the first time I've corrected anyone for spelling, usage or grammar. Ever. Well, second, in your case.
That is not a registered username.
There's more than one Reality check (at least one other that I've seen).
There. You stand corrected.
:-)

@ohplease
Moderation would help. Just so it doesn't reduce one's "moments of clarity" (to quote an alcoholic friend from long ago) to this sort of broken, two-bit functionality. I'm used to MANAGED chemical habits. Not OK dealing with drunkards or junkies, they're odious.
My dog is smarter than the OP. She would immediately grasp that there was weed in the wash.

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Dave?

Sep 21, 2018 at 12:46am

Dave's not home

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