On my way to work
posted September 12th, 2018 at 12:55 PM
this morning I passed a house with a balcony on the second floor. A sheet was tied to the railing and hanging off the edge. Looked like someone had made a quick escape. Spouse arrived home earlier than expected?
4 Comments
Post a CommentSneaking
Sep 12, 2018 at 3:21pm
That's how I used to sneak out when I was a rebel teenager lol. I was smart enough however to remember to bring the sheet back in when I got home!
Houdini
Sep 12, 2018 at 3:43pm
Suggests other possibilities.
Roommates? Someone else in the house who should remain ignorant (or at least pretend and play along)?
Exit our hero(ine?), stage left. Which is the balcony, natch. And on to the walk of shame.
Don't forget your underthings, or your keys... Awkward.
You should also know
Sep 12, 2018 at 3:52pm
that people who live on second floors sometimes do the rope/sheet thing for their cats. :D Saves them having to go all the way out and down.
@you should also
Sep 12, 2018 at 7:25pm
I hope anyone doing that is prepared for visitors that aren’t the cat.
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