On my way to work

this morning I passed a house with a balcony on the second floor. A sheet was tied to the railing and hanging off the edge. Looked like someone had made a quick escape. Spouse arrived home earlier than expected?

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Sneaking

Sep 12, 2018 at 3:21pm

That's how I used to sneak out when I was a rebel teenager lol. I was smart enough however to remember to bring the sheet back in when I got home!

Houdini

Sep 12, 2018 at 3:43pm

Suggests other possibilities.
Roommates? Someone else in the house who should remain ignorant (or at least pretend and play along)?
Exit our hero(ine?), stage left. Which is the balcony, natch. And on to the walk of shame.
Don't forget your underthings, or your keys... Awkward.

You should also know

Sep 12, 2018 at 3:52pm

that people who live on second floors sometimes do the rope/sheet thing for their cats. :D Saves them having to go all the way out and down.

@you should also

Sep 12, 2018 at 7:25pm

I hope anyone doing that is prepared for visitors that aren’t the cat.

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