"Relax at a club downtown or Granville"
Wait, what clubs are you going to?

You’re absolutely right, bunch a potheads! Last night while kicking back some Jack Daniels, some pothead knocked my table and just said “Relax, man it’ll be okay”, I lost it! First a punch to his head, then a kick to his balls, followed by another elbow to his head. His stoner friends are like “Whoa, calm down dude, enjoy a bowl”. I picked up a bowl of pretzels and tossed it at his friends. “What’s your problem” they all said together in unison. I replied “I like alcohol, I can be an idiot and a bully but in the morning I’ll just blame it on the booze as it makes me feel powerful and strong especially when surrounded by peace & cookie munching stoners! Too bad I couldn’t drive over them. Bunch of stoners! Shesh!

Granville? Speaking of losers in public. Only losers from the suburbs hang out on Granville Street.

I just realized this may be a sarcastic post, haha!

I don't have a problem with stoners as long as they're not harming anyone or bothering me personally. If you don't bother them, then they won't bother you.

satire?

I have tried pot, and I have tried alcohol, and only booze has ever made me piss in my laundry hamper---pot has not. So, I dunno which is better.

Granville is grotesque. I saw someone taking a shit once at a shops entrance. I refuse even to walk through.

Thank you for a good laugh. Absolutely perfect!

I get it.
You want all the stoners to not consume in public and only indulge in clubs with like minded friends.
Here's an idea.
Build a few bong sites (like supervised injection sites) attached to a snack shack then you will know where all the stoners are. Lol. No stoners wandering around aimlessly looking for a slice.