I confess having faked an orgasm. Hbu?


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Sep 11, 2018 at 10:14am

I have and I'm a guy.

Why ?

Sep 11, 2018 at 12:16pm

you shouldn't complain about having an unskilled lover then....give them some direction.


Sep 11, 2018 at 12:26pm

Much like @anonymous, but I'm a repeat offender.
When rock c*ck is in the house and it's getting dry in there, time to make the ohhh and withdraw...

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I'm a guy and I've faked also

Sep 11, 2018 at 12:46pm

Like Kramer says in that classic Seinfeld episode,
"Sometimes it enough already and I just wanna get some sleep!"
Love it.

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Sorry to tell you

Sep 11, 2018 at 3:31pm

Guys, you cannot fake it.
A woman knows. She may let you off cause she’s bored and wants it to end. But you haven’t fooled her. Just to be clear.

Any woman....

Sep 11, 2018 at 3:37pm

….who says she hasn't is lying.

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My Last Partner...

Sep 11, 2018 at 3:47pm

...kept having so many orgasms, I wouldn't be able tell which one was fake.

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I haven't

Sep 11, 2018 at 3:47pm

Why bother? I can either direct them or I can just tell them it's not going to happen and let them live with that. Besides, my inability to finish is usually more to do with a lack of security or comfort between the guy and I, so it really doesn't matter. Any guy who gets uppity about a girl not finishing doesn't deserve to have sex.

@sorry to tell you

Sep 11, 2018 at 4:31pm

Were you in bed with me? No?

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Sep 11, 2018 at 5:08pm

No, she doesn't.
After I went down on her for a few minutes and she came so hard she couldn't focus her eyes. Or feel her extremities.
She insists on banging because she's a completionist and feels something is lacking without that. And she likes it. But she's still numb in places and her motor control is not the best right now...
Obviously, both her sensitivity and her cognition are impaired. She can't tell right from left (among other things), so you're very much mistaken in your generalization.
And the one before her was multiorgasmic. I could pretty much pour her into a bucket once she finished popping off.
And the one before her was totally oblivious after orgasm, too.
The joke is that, for many women, after they orgasm long and hard enough, they become very much like a dude - at that point they just need a sandwich and a nap.
Banging is the bonus round, not the focus of the proceedings. No, they can't usually tell the difference between an ejaculation and a white (heh) lie. Especially if they have plenty of their own lubrication in there.

I'm not going to continue the exercise once I feel the beginning of friction. If I push that envelope, there's potential for UTI or worse (for the woman, obviously). Seen that happen, not a happy place.
It's usually not a problem and Smaug will spew after 10 to 20 minutes of freaky fun. But if he chooses the marathon option, there's no point. Once I'm putting in more miles than the average Vancouver commute, it's time to pull over and park.

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