You were my oldest friend

But you've ghosted me for the last time. I swear you get the period dude. It's cyclical, friendly, you start arguing with me about internationally known scientific fact, you are a pessimist, negative all the time. I've had a change of attitude recently. From now on its all about me. I'm the smartest, funniest and best looking dude in any room. You are about as Impressive as a garden slug. Good luck, leave me alone.

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Reality check

Sep 18, 2018 at 10:35am

Very nice.
Except you're neither the smartest nor the funniest even in this forum, and the bar is pretty low around here.
Some of our most frequent posters sound like they forced random Swahili through Google Translate... sideways. Violent things happened to poor, defenseless words and something unspeakable emerged to blight our world.
Mind you, English is actually their birth language.
So maybe tone it down a bit with the self-awesomeness. Vancouver conventional wisdom already takes a rather dim view of dudes.
You're not helping.

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My ex?

Sep 18, 2018 at 6:53pm

Are you the last remaining friend that he had? I used to wonder when his friend would just lose it completely on him like I finally did. I’d hear them on the phone and how patronizing he was, just like he was with me. His other friends dropped him one at a time but in his mind it was because they were all jealous of him, or because they were obviously at fault. It didn’t matter what the relationship was with the other person, when something went wrong it was NEVER his fault.

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Jane Ostentatious

Sep 18, 2018 at 11:02pm

Creates friendships for lonely little kids

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