Not everything moves to disorder. Not me. I'm finely tuned. Scheduled. Sanitized. You can go ahead and turn into a big puddle of jello. I'll be here in front of the mirror counting out tricep pulldowns.


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Nov 15, 2018 at 11:45am

The laws of thermodynamics get everyone in the end.

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Holy shit you're one self absorbed douchebag.

Nov 15, 2018 at 11:50am

Too funny fat man.

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Movie plots

Nov 15, 2018 at 12:17pm

"American Psycho" - a bit dated but still relevant.
Not that Americans have a monopoly on that. Our world has never lacked for douchebags, something more obvious now than ever before thanks to social media.
What is rewarded will be repeated, and these @sshats get plenty of validation online to make up for any blowback they encounter in person.
Thus why I relish the prospect of crises and extinction events. Humanity needs a forceful, ugly, expensive, painful and preferably even deadly reminder about the truly important things in life.
Hopefully this will happen while our species still has the capacity (and the chance) to learn from the experience and survive.

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@ OP and movie plots

Nov 15, 2018 at 1:21pm

WTF are either of you on about, and how is it remotely relevant to anything?

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I just...

Nov 15, 2018 at 1:51pm

... left a big pile of jello in a flaming paper bag on your doorstep.

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What a bore

Nov 15, 2018 at 5:27pm

Moving along.

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Nov 15, 2018 at 10:00pm

You got Mommy issues much?

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Who are you?

Nov 16, 2018 at 1:18am

Sweeeet surrender...

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Nov 20, 2018 at 2:57pm

Wait until your really old. It’s called “gravity” and it pulls stronger then you can avoid..

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I'm afraid my ass is forced

Nov 29, 2018 at 5:26am

to accept the pull of your argument

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