Hey, Polly piss everywhere

To all those female squarters, hoverers, and seat standers, the toilet seats are dirty because you are pissing all over them! Please, either clean up after yourself or get a litter box...

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Hahaahah!

Nov 9, 2018 at 12:41pm

A litter box~! That is gold, Jerry, gold~!!!

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Yes!!!

Nov 9, 2018 at 1:05pm

Thank you! Clean the fuck up after yourselves ladies! You don’t piss all over the seat at home, why do you think it’s ok in a public washroom...geezzz

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Or better yet

Nov 9, 2018 at 2:30pm

Lift up the damn seat, ladies.

I bet the squatters are also women who complain about men not putting the toilet seat down. If I ever follow a squatter in after she leaves, I always say, “Ew gross, who pisses on the seat...?!” They shouldn’t get away with it, haha

Anonymous

Nov 9, 2018 at 4:08pm

Universities are the worst.

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A Friend

Nov 9, 2018 at 4:31pm

Had a temporary job as a night janitor at Metrotown. He always said the women's washrooms were horror shows compared to the men's.

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Omg x 1000

Nov 9, 2018 at 5:16pm

I noticed this at work the other day and it's not like we have a lot a females at work. It was 1 of 6 women..... I will find out.

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Some....

Nov 9, 2018 at 5:53pm

women sure can be pig's.

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Lift the lid!!

Nov 10, 2018 at 8:56am

I don't get it, just lift the effing lid! Problem solved. Piss how you will then and the seat stays clean, duh.

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Ralph Kramden

Nov 10, 2018 at 9:39am

Girl pee.....yummy.

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The worst

Nov 10, 2018 at 11:37am

I always look before I sit at home because my twin boys can piss on the seat sometimes but how many times I’ve forgotten to look in a public women’s bathroom only to cover my legs with urine is disgusting

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