My aids is killing you right now

... I presume that you're using your personality detector and only selecting gentleman with good personalities, right? I have it on good authority that the only men who are ever violent with women are short, fat, bald and ugly lookin', so you can rest assured that if he has those chiseled features you ladies like, there's no way he's at all a domineering sort of fellow who's used to getting his way, no, frens, that's these ugly men who are used to pushing everyone around! Oh...wait...

Anyway, relax. Most people are not looking to murder people, and only an idiot would murder someone and leave a Tinder paper trail.

Give me your address....

Or maybe just patronize you...

But a great confession none the less.

Your response to “I wonder and hope that someone I hook up with will kill me” is “you probably just want hunky guys to kill you”? Way to make the post about your issues.

When women want a man to do anything that isn't servile, if it's sexual, the implicit statement is "I want a hot guy to X," not "I want a guy to X." grow up.

That guy manages to make EVERY post about his own issues. It’s quite remarkable, albeit incredibly tedious.

The issue is that the Internet gives a great insight into female psychology.