But funny, thanks for the chuckle.
I needed it today.

Anal.

Fuuuuuck you.

I'm too tight now and dread sex. It was so easy before.

There's always anal. ( * )

Another reminder that staying single and NOT having kids was the right choice.

Ewww

I don't know why people reply with "Gross" and "Ewww."

This is a real issue that concerns people. Now whether posting it on a public forum is the right place to discuss it I don' t know but why some people are such prudes that they can't hear of "below the waist" issues without getting offended is beyond me.

F@&k you!
Clearly you were both TOO immature to have children!!

There's a cream for that.