I'm definitely getting older

I was feeling a bit horny, decided to masturbate. A few minutes in I thought, "Nah, this is too much work. Maybe later." And went back to reading my book. True story, makes me laugh just writing about it.

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Truth be told

Dec 6, 2018 at 2:18pm

As much as I enjoy a good wank, I like sex better because it’s more fun. That and a nude girl giving me a good handjob.

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That's what it's like?!

Dec 6, 2018 at 10:20pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

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So true

Dec 7, 2018 at 10:00am

I’m 56 and feel the same way

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