Put down the lash glue

Honest thought from a woman to women: you don’t look good or better or hot with fake eyelashes. It looks nasty and it’s not achieving what you think. You look crusty and like you’re hiding something. Like your feelings of worthlessness. And while you’re at it, stop drawing Instagram eyebrows on with a jiffy marker. Are you a stage actor where the bright lights will wash you out from your audience sitting 400 feet away from you? No you’re a cashier. And your terrible attempt at makeup is a catastrophe from 2 feet away. You would look better, and you’d be richer, if you stopped buying fake eyelashes and lash glue and jiffy markers for your face. You underestimate how already great you are, and ruin it with these expensive theatrics. Repeat after me: I don’t need the shit ton of makeup that society thinks I do. Yes honey, believe in yourself.

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I have to agree

Dec 16, 2018 at 10:31pm

Sat across from a couple of young ladies on the Skytrain...thick eyebrows coloured in hiding overtweezed browlets. It looked like they were off work from Cirque du Soleil and decided to wear the face home. And those who wear megalashes...are you trying to imitate your favorite drag queen? Hoping to catch random insects that fly too close to your face? Really, where is the perspective? For fun when going out, maybe, but as a day wear mainstay? No no no no no.
Let's not blame Instagram for bad taste.

Anonymous

Dec 16, 2018 at 10:37pm

Jeez, those caterpillar eyebrows...

Wow

Dec 17, 2018 at 1:05am

What a judgemental rude post. Different beauty standards in each country. Don't be a prick.

I think you're a man

Dec 17, 2018 at 4:59am

The same troll who has been complaining about women's eyebrows many times. Guess what: women don't care what you think. You shouldn't judge other women for their choices even if you were a woman. Body-shaming a man or a woman whether you're a man or a woman is wrong. Seriously, you're not perfect either. It's always possible to find someone out there who disapproves of your looks or personality. Everyone is different, and people have different tastes: variety is good. Stop trying to turn everyone into the same boring mold.

Hey Grandma

Dec 17, 2018 at 6:39am

Why do you care so much? And those are extensions. Nobody uses lash glue anymore.

Hmm..

Dec 17, 2018 at 6:41am

Or you could just mind your business. Some people actually enjoy doing makeup it's not just about pleasing other people it can be fun, like art. Let them be.

Yes I agree

Dec 17, 2018 at 6:50am

Those fake lashes are kinda scary.

Permanent eyelashes

Dec 17, 2018 at 8:35am

Are horrendous, they look terrible. I have to agree with you, when I see a woman with them on, that all I see think disgusting lashes, natural is better ladies

rb

Dec 17, 2018 at 9:13am

the eyebrow trend will disappear, its horrible jiffy marker eyebrows,
feel sorry for the women that got them tattooed on
did you ever notice no actress thats in a movie has those?
only reality tv stars like the kardashians and instagram models ha ha ha good luck!

Idiot

Dec 17, 2018 at 11:51am

Some use makeup as creative expression. They don't NEED it, but they have fun and ENJOY using it. Not for OTHERS, but for THEMSELVES.

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