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I wonder how many people whose weddings that I DJ'd are still together. Know of 3 at least that aren't.

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Why would...

Jan 23, 2019 at 3:11pm

... poor people who can only afford a DJ, not a live band, ever get married? Marriage is for the rich!

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Easy tell

Jan 23, 2019 at 3:17pm

If you're also the dj for the bachelorette party and get a bj from the bride-to-be...good bet that she's a temp.
For the stag side, if there are lots of fun chemicals and some professional talent around, odds are that the groom will grow thirsty and return to the well at some point in the not-so-distant future.
Speaking as a thirsty slut myself, that Fun Side can only be suppressed for so long.

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@Easy tell

Jan 23, 2019 at 9:37pm

People who can't commit shouldn't get married. How hard is that? People who make up the divorce statistics have poor decision-making skills. All my friends are still happily married.

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Easy tell

Jan 24, 2019 at 12:01am

@@easy
So fifty percent of all the people "have poor decision-making skills"? Because that's the divorce statistic we'd be talking about... Half. Half of everybody breaks up.
Many people, maybe most of them, can commit for a while. Considering the haphazard ways that humans pair up and relate, ten to twenty years is a reasonably long lifecycle for a committed relationship. Takes very serious work (or very uncommon luck) to keep it together longer than that.
Your friends are (1) a self-selecting group, and therefore nothing like a representative sample. And (2) are (numerically) not a statistically meaningful sample even in BC (population ~5mln), let alone Canada. Which itself is about one half of one percent of the planet's population. So, 0.5 percent. Or about ONE-TWO-HUNDREDTH, if you prefer.

I absolutely LOVE absurd generalizations and innumeracy . Go together like pb&j.

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Classics

Jan 24, 2019 at 8:29am

Played white wedding a few too many times did ya.

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You are obviously

Jan 24, 2019 at 9:56am

The worst DJ ever

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Dave@@Easy tell

Jan 24, 2019 at 9:59am

Well look at you, aren’t you special. Happily married and side pieces! Please

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