The hair down there!

I'm a female and I remove most of it (certainly no judgment on anyone who doesnt!) bit tired of hearing all of the "reasons" why the people think people like me do it (we have to live up to the image porn has put out, its sexy and for the benefit of our partners) I started removing it literally as soon as I started getting it, though I worried constantly I was doing something bad or wrong. I already had a relationship with my vulva (lol) I figured out how to get fun out of that way before the hair came and I didnt like the feel of it, also menstruating came in around a similar time and the hair gets bloody and caked in dried blood clots when you use pads---yup this is puberty--- it hurt to wipe the dried bloody pubic hair and used a stupid amount of toilet paper to clean up. Yup, this is super gross lol but it's my experience. I'll keep a bit of groomed hair in like a mini landing strip maybe but I feel much better when it's mostly smooth. I prefer to touch myself that way and perk for my partner they get a clear work space for oral presentations (partner keeps themself the same way- wins all around)

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Anonymous

Jan 13, 2019 at 4:35pm

Am I the only girl who has never had blood caked in her pubes? I've heard other people complain that it happens and I just can't relate. How common is this?

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Feminists....

Jan 13, 2019 at 4:53pm

will label you a sell-out though...you only have so much ownership of certain body parts.

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Cool story I guess..

Jan 13, 2019 at 6:48pm

Do you feel better after telling us all that? I don't feel particularly better after reading it, lol..

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Mulva

Jan 13, 2019 at 8:01pm

Its always nice when a girl mows the lawn, but you really didn't need to intersperse this post with "lol." It makes you sound like an airhead.

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TMI

Jan 13, 2019 at 8:17pm

So much TMI.

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TMI dude

Jan 13, 2019 at 10:03pm

Those are great reasons for grooming down there, and it sounds like it's making your daily hygiene and sexy time easier and less messy (pubic hair tangled with dried blood clots, eww). Great confession, TMI Chick! =)

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Curiosity

Jan 13, 2019 at 10:05pm

How do you deal with ingrown hair? Has that been a problem for you? Really, I'm curious and would like to know.

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Bare

Jan 14, 2019 at 8:48am

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy uses Nair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

Fuzzy has to (carefully) use a trimmer first, but depilatory creams don't usually give Fuzzy ingrown hairs. And since the sack is most closely related to a turkey neck, according to no less of an authority than the late Robin Williams, blades are unwelcome near Fuzzy's junk.
Granted, Fuzzy is somewhat likely to be slightly fuzzy in the awful cold season (because hella drafty during cardio), but the twig is still bare, usually.
Fuzzy gets it - he doesn't like to floss when he goes downtown, either. It's distracting.
Multitasking is for amateurs. Focus and attention to detail absolutely required.

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Personally

Jan 15, 2019 at 3:54pm

I prefer girls with a full bush because I love the natural look. Women who landscape to the point of being completely bald look like eight year olds.

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Bare

Jan 17, 2019 at 12:52am

@personally
Strictly going by what you wrote, obviously, you'd be comparing things you've seen a lot.
Just...be with this for a minute.
...
... It's super creepy.

So moving on from that very disturbing business, there's this:
Every woman (started early so it's in the dozens) who's ever had an "oral presentation" from me (kudos, OP, well played), ALWAYS preferred me clean-shaven. Upside and down, but specifically the face for purposes described in the post.
And because I've kept my youthful appearance, lack of facial hair makes me look VERY young.
That's not what interests my partners. They're exclusively and intensely focused on my quality of service, if I may use that term. I'm told it's uncommonly high.
And in order to deliver that, I need a clear field of practice.
Which is fortuitous. I love the look of it in all its detail, character and glory. Shrubbery just gets in the way.

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