I've been dreaming about you every night lately

That's all. That's my confession.

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Ditto...

Jan 20, 2019 at 11:04am

MeToo….

In my dream....

Jan 20, 2019 at 11:48am

we were laying side by side in bed, both dreaming about each other blissfully. When we woke, you alleged I violated you...wtf ? So.....naturally I broke open my wallet and appeased you.

At least

Jan 20, 2019 at 3:22pm

You can sleep.

Great

Jan 20, 2019 at 3:50pm

But does that lead to anything? I've been dreaming about you every night since your birthday 9 years ago.

Anonymous

Jan 20, 2019 at 7:46pm

Me Too. Sometimes I think I may call out your name instead of my partner.

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Um yes well..

Jan 20, 2019 at 8:12pm

Desperate bored malcontent housewives usually do. Feel free to get in touch if you'll have me satisfy those unfulfilled urges of passion you've always been denying to yourself.

@um yes well

Jan 20, 2019 at 11:40pm

With your ego I'm sure you'll be shit in bed. The ones that talk about being able to please women usually can't. I've heard this from a lot of women, men that are all talk, are usually all disappointment.

@Um yes well..

Jan 21, 2019 at 6:45am

Am I a bad person for wanting to grow up and make sleeping w/ bored housewives my occupation?

@@um yes well

Jan 21, 2019 at 10:53am

Well there is only one way to find out.

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