we were laying side by side in bed, both dreaming about each other blissfully. When we woke, you alleged I violated you...wtf ? So.....naturally I broke open my wallet and appeased you.
At least
Jan 20, 2019 at 3:22pm
You can sleep.
Great
Jan 20, 2019 at 3:50pm
But does that lead to anything? I've been dreaming about you every night since your birthday 9 years ago.
Anonymous
Jan 20, 2019 at 7:46pm
Me Too. Sometimes I think I may call out your name instead of my partner.
Um yes well..
Jan 20, 2019 at 8:12pm
Desperate bored malcontent housewives usually do. Feel free to get in touch if you'll have me satisfy those unfulfilled urges of passion you've always been denying to yourself.
@um yes well
Jan 20, 2019 at 11:40pm
With your ego I'm sure you'll be shit in bed. The ones that talk about being able to please women usually can't. I've heard this from a lot of women, men that are all talk, are usually all disappointment.
@Um yes well..
Jan 21, 2019 at 6:45am
Am I a bad person for wanting to grow up and make sleeping w/ bored housewives my occupation?
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Jan 20, 2019 at 11:04am
MeToo….
In my dream....
Jan 20, 2019 at 11:48am
we were laying side by side in bed, both dreaming about each other blissfully. When we woke, you alleged I violated you...wtf ? So.....naturally I broke open my wallet and appeased you.
At least
Jan 20, 2019 at 3:22pm
You can sleep.
Great
Jan 20, 2019 at 3:50pm
But does that lead to anything? I've been dreaming about you every night since your birthday 9 years ago.
Anonymous
Jan 20, 2019 at 7:46pm
Me Too. Sometimes I think I may call out your name instead of my partner.
Um yes well..
Jan 20, 2019 at 8:12pm
Desperate bored malcontent housewives usually do. Feel free to get in touch if you'll have me satisfy those unfulfilled urges of passion you've always been denying to yourself.
@um yes well
Jan 20, 2019 at 11:40pm
With your ego I'm sure you'll be shit in bed. The ones that talk about being able to please women usually can't. I've heard this from a lot of women, men that are all talk, are usually all disappointment.
@Um yes well..
Jan 21, 2019 at 6:45am
Am I a bad person for wanting to grow up and make sleeping w/ bored housewives my occupation?
@@um yes well
Jan 21, 2019 at 10:53am
Well there is only one way to find out.
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