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I make a better vegan birthday cake than any 'normal' cake.


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Too woke

Jan 19, 2019 at 3:06am

...to be humble, clearly.
My partner makes fantastic cakes, pies, pastries, you name it. Not just for birthdays.
And sourdough bread from scratch using a cast-iron pot in the oven.
She's amazing. And doesn't brag about it.
Much more impressive that way.


Jan 19, 2019 at 7:52am

A cake is made out of equal parts butter, eggs, flour, and sugar. If it doesn't have butter and eggs, it's not a cake.

I mean, you can call it a cake, but you make a cake by taking some number of eggs, weighing them, then you add an equal mass of flour, sugar and butter. Mix that up, add a few tbsp of whiskey or whatever, and that's a cake. Maybe you add some glace cherries and/or pineapple, and a half pound of chopped nuts. Now that's a cake.

And then there is the frosting, again, proper icing has butter in it. I guess the cake I list above, you could cover in 1" of marzipan, but then you'd ice that, anyway.


Jan 19, 2019 at 8:30am



Jan 19, 2019 at 8:45am

Vegans only think vegan baked goods are better because they're so ideologically convinced of the superiority of vegan that they have to believe it tastes better when it doesn't. I guess the satisfaction of feeling like you're better than everyone who isn't vegan is enough to make it taste better to you. I've eaten vegan cake from so many different places so many times over the years, and it's never been better than mediocre, even when the vegans are raving about it.


Jan 19, 2019 at 9:08am

No. No you don’t.


Jan 19, 2019 at 9:20am

You also make a better virtue-signaling-vegan-snowflake than a normal, likable person. Just Sayin'

Don’t forget

Jan 19, 2019 at 9:50am

To put some weed in it

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Normal cake?

Jan 19, 2019 at 10:58am

How many normal cakes have meat in them?

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A major benefit....

Jan 19, 2019 at 4:43pm

of being vegan is you give yourself permission to load up with more sweets.

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No you don’t

Jan 19, 2019 at 5:36pm

I’m just being polite and say nice things after I eat it.

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