Looked in the full length mirror

I am disgusting.

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Jan 18, 2019 at 11:11am

... lifting weights! The YMCA has reputable trainers and a 100+ year history of getting people onto a healthier path centered around physical fitness and denying impure urges!

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Buy...

Jan 18, 2019 at 12:25pm

a mirror that enhances your physique.

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I've got...

Jan 18, 2019 at 12:32pm

a beer-belly, a butt crack mohawk, and can do a comb-over with my back hair.....I win.

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I used to think that...

Jan 18, 2019 at 4:41pm

...when I was a cute 22 yr old.

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hey girl

Jan 19, 2019 at 3:08am

come over and i'll call you beautiful tonight girl

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@Ive got

Jan 19, 2019 at 5:38pm

No you don’t. Beer belly, skin conditions. I’m old and wrinkled.

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