OK, I'm standing in line

at my workplace cafeteria waiting for my favorite cashier to ring me up. She and I have been flirting for years, harmless stuff. I tell her that her eyes look different today, different style of makeup. Just then the lady behind me says, "Don't listen to him, you look great!" First off, I told my friend her eye makeup looked different, not bad. Secondly, mind your own fucking business!

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Cedric

Jan 22, 2019 at 2:37pm

Your flirting skills suck.

Cock Blocked

Jan 22, 2019 at 2:50pm

With a fallacy. Can't recall which one though.

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Compliment

Jan 22, 2019 at 3:51pm

A compliment is nice, but skip the cosmetic analysis.

28 4Rating: +24

What's wrong with, "you look great!"

Jan 22, 2019 at 3:51pm

"You look great!" = a compliment, no matter the source, the place, the time.
"You look different." = open to interpretation, based on tone/relationship/history with the person making the comment.
"Your eyes look different." = creepy comment from a coworker.

Love it!

Jan 22, 2019 at 4:16pm

You got pussy blocked!

12 8Rating: +4

@Cedric

Jan 22, 2019 at 4:21pm

"You smell different today, what is that scent?"

10 3Rating: +7

So true

Jan 22, 2019 at 5:54pm

Why is it that people seem to be eavesdropping on other people's conversations?
Ya MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS we aren't talking to you !!!!

9 4Rating: +5

This is like

Jan 22, 2019 at 10:34pm

What not to do, I've learned something new today.

9 3Rating: +6

Anonymous

Jan 23, 2019 at 1:51am

Dolt. That was your cue to defend her!

As in..."I know she looks great" etc.

10 2Rating: +8

Just as dumb as your spelling

Jan 23, 2019 at 4:20am

Favourite you stupid yankee

4 9Rating: -5

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