OK, I'm standing in line

at my workplace cafeteria waiting for my favorite cashier to ring me up. She and I have been flirting for years, harmless stuff. I tell her that her eyes look different today, different style of makeup. Just then the lady behind me says, "Don't listen to him, you look great!" First off, I told my friend her eye makeup looked different, not bad. Secondly, mind your own fucking business!

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Cedric

Jan 22, 2019 at 2:37pm

Your flirting skills suck.

Cock Blocked

Jan 22, 2019 at 2:50pm

With a fallacy. Can't recall which one though.

Compliment

Jan 22, 2019 at 3:51pm

A compliment is nice, but skip the cosmetic analysis.

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What's wrong with, "you look great!"

Jan 22, 2019 at 3:51pm

"You look great!" = a compliment, no matter the source, the place, the time.
"You look different." = open to interpretation, based on tone/relationship/history with the person making the comment.
"Your eyes look different." = creepy comment from a coworker.

Love it!

Jan 22, 2019 at 4:16pm

You got pussy blocked!

@Cedric

Jan 22, 2019 at 4:21pm

"You smell different today, what is that scent?"

14 8Rating: +6

So true

Jan 22, 2019 at 5:54pm

Why is it that people seem to be eavesdropping on other people's conversations?
Ya MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS we aren't talking to you !!!!

This is like

Jan 22, 2019 at 10:34pm

What not to do, I've learned something new today.

Anonymous

Jan 23, 2019 at 1:51am

Dolt. That was your cue to defend her!

As in..."I know she looks great" etc.

15 7Rating: +8

Just as dumb as your spelling

Jan 23, 2019 at 4:20am

Favourite you stupid yankee

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