Go fuck yourself. I will smile at a friend affectionately, if something is funny and/or if I goddamn feel like it. I will not smile for your gaze or weak, fragile ego. I do not not want your attention. Do not approach me. Ever.

More like sneer and roll their eyes. This city believes being aloof as possible passes as appearing sophisticated. When you do hold a conversation, try holding a conversation about something grown-up instead of discussing what you're watching on Netflix, yoga or tattoo's.

You may as well tell me how I should dress while your at it. Just because I don't have a permagrin on my face, it doesn't mean I'm not having a good time.

I’ll smile when I want to, and NOT to make you feel more secure about your manhood.

Approachable isn't generally a Vancouver characteristic. Insular, smug, sanctimonious with a seething undertone. That's Vancouver. To add to Vancouver's frustrations in "finding love" is that they roll the streets up at 2 am sending so many people home lonely or sexually frustrated before the night gets a chance to get started. I honestly believe anyone under 40 should just leave. Vancouver isn't for young singles. Break the cycle before Vancouver breaks you.

You guys should smile more when you're grilling me about my living arrangements and my availability. Then you might fool me into thinking that you actually like me as a person when all you want to do is use me for sex.

Bring bear spray.
Ask around, someone will be able to get some for you. This may take a bit of planning, but worth it.
And only accept drinks from the staff. Because this guy.

Somehow the post comes off as super creepy to me. And I'm a dude.

Can't wait to see the usual comments:
-women don't exist to make you happy
-how dare you feel entitled to a woman
-we don't have to smile as there's no real men in Vancouver
-and more

Im ok with them walking around with RBS face

no pretty girl out there