Well, here's a different confession
posted January 11th, 2019 at 8:34 PM
I was masturbating at home tonite tonight to my favorite porn and had an especially intense climax.
When I recovered (at my age it is a recovery) I realized had sprayed some of my jizz on my keyboard.
Oh shit, grabbed tissues, some wipes, etc and cleaned it all up best I could.
Now my "Shift" key doesn't work.
Be careful guys, keyboards don't like cum.
12 Comments
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Jan 11, 2019 at 9:05pm
Keep playin with ur dildo
Umm
Jan 11, 2019 at 10:38pm
Lame confession.
Anonymous
Jan 12, 2019 at 8:10am
Haha! Time for a new keyboard.
Nope
Jan 12, 2019 at 9:13am
Keyboards don’t, but some men and women do.
Anonymous
Jan 12, 2019 at 9:14am
This is bullshit. Anyone who knows how a keyboard works knows this.
Gross
Jan 12, 2019 at 9:18am
Why do dudes think their wangs are the most important things in the world and that everyone needs to hear about it?
I was
Jan 12, 2019 at 10:13am
joking to colleagues about this kind of situation back in the 20th century.
Heh heh heh
Jan 12, 2019 at 10:45am
Heh
Techie
Jan 12, 2019 at 11:45am
Sorry, but you'll have to get a new keyboard. This kind of damage is usually not covered under warranty. And keyboards nowadays don't make it easy to pull out the key caps to clean the parts underneath it, so a DIY repair is out of the question.
Next time, use a sock. It works really well at keeping your keyboard (and anything else near, um... firing range) clean.
How quaint
Jan 12, 2019 at 12:45pm
Keyboards are now specialty precision tools useful for niche applications.
When you fap, use a tablet.
They're cheap, and some are even rated IP57/IP67 or better for resistance to liquids. Add a case and tempered glass screen to protect it further. Tadaa!
Now you have two years of worry-free wank and won't have to replace a keyboard. Just wipe it down with a disinfectant cloth once in a while. If the screen gets too crunchy, the device will become unusable.
Get a stand, too. Convenient viewing angle and all that.
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