Snow day!

I love the snow! The limited doses we get here in Vancouver are just right. The silent majesty enveloped me as I stood and lostened to the muffled murmur of the city beforeI walled up to my place. Then I turned and realized that some fuckhead with a severe personality disorder had drawn a cock and balls in the snow on the side of our car. Hey dimwit. Thanks for almost having me need tp explain to my daughter in the morning why some reject from hunanity would do such a thing. Enjoy the snow everyone! Well, except for the dimwit. I hope they get drenched from head to toe from a grey puddle splash made by a passing car during the inevitble melt.

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uhh. no.

Feb 11, 2019 at 1:38am

blurring the lines of personality disorders with drawing graffiti in the snow is just wrong on all levels.

Snow flake

Feb 11, 2019 at 4:21am

The tranquil scene described above seems to have had little effect on your nerves.

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Positive attitude.

Feb 11, 2019 at 6:04am

At least they didn't smash it with the autograph hammer.

lighten up, it snowed.

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Phhht

Feb 11, 2019 at 8:58am

Relax, that’s funny.

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Wow

Feb 11, 2019 at 10:53am

“A severe personality disorder” that’s a little strong. Calm down for the sake of your daughter at least.

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Anonymous

Feb 11, 2019 at 12:33pm

I feel bad for your daughter, growing up with such a negative mental health influence in her life. For her sake, I really hope she never suffers from any mental health concerns and ends up with you calling her a degenerate. I feel like best case scenario, she says a classmate must have a personality disorder for drawing a penis somewhere and gets sent to the principal for bullying, and has to unpack the attitudes you've taught her. Poor kid is in for a rough time, either way.

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Superbad Snowflake

Feb 11, 2019 at 2:35pm

That's just Seth Rogen letting you know he's in town.

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therobotmonster

Feb 11, 2019 at 3:32pm

Haha...oh gosh. I am still a 13 year old boy at heart. I can't help laughing when people draw dicks on things...never gets old...

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Haha!

Feb 11, 2019 at 4:21pm

Cock n’ balls in the snow is funny! Lighten up! I agree with the above posters. Your kid is in for a tough life if you can’t take a joke!

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Cocks are awesome!

Feb 12, 2019 at 4:25am

Celebrate them..so much fun!!!

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